submitted by Feklhr
Kenneth Starr (holding a sign that says "Starr I Are"):
I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see,
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her in the House?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
Clinton:
I did not do that here or there--
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far--
I did not do that Starr-you-are!
Starr:
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie
When called upon to testify?
Clinton:
I do not like you Starr-you-are--
I think that you have gone too far!
I will not answer any more...
-- Perhaps I will go start a war!
(The public's easy to distract--
when bombs are falling on Iraq!)