An old man and his wife where sitting in bed watching a T.V. evanglist and the evaglist said "To those of you at home watching if you have any part of your body that causes you discomfort then place one hand on the T.V. and the other on that part of your body." Well the old women had been having some troubles with her stomache so she placed one hand on the T.V. and the other on her stomache. She looked at her husband and he had one hand on the T.V. and the other down his pant. She looked at him and said "Herb he's healing the sick, not raising the dead!"
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