You Know You're Getting Old When...
- Seeing the "Wizard of Oz" in color was your greatest experience ever.
- Chasing a bus is no longer an option.
- You look forward to your next dump; but hope it comes at a convenient time.
- You still have a rotary phone.
- You remember when two short rings and one long ring meant it was for you.
- You remember when all TV programs were "live", except the ones dubbed "taped earlier".
- You remember when doing drugs was "Naughty", not a "Crime".
- You "remember when" ... a lot.
- You see a picture of several comic book heroes and don't recognize any of them.
- The "Power Rangers" was the heart of the Texas Batting Order.
- Your favorite baseball hero's SON is in the all star game.
- Dr. J is the greatest basketball player ever.
- Sonny Liston will never lose.
- You know who Joe Namath's favorite receiver is. ... Errrr ... was.
- You know what "The Pac will be back" means.
- You perk up during Rogain commercials.
- There's more hair on your face than on your head.
- Your wife's mustache is thicker than yours.
- It seems natural for your husband to call you "Grandma".
- Your teen-age daughter asks if Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings.
- Your teen-age son thinks the "Rolling Stones" is a just a magazine.
- When someone says "King" you think "Elvis".
- You know the frequency of every oldies station in town.
- Oldies stations play groovy music.
- Oldies stations never play a song older than you.
- You don't know who "REM" are, and you don't care.
- "CDs" means "investments".
- You've ever said "Do it for a Lark".
- If you've ever said "There's Snow on the Mountain and Fire in the Hole!"\
.... and wished you really meant it.
- The first time you said "Nice Pot" was NOT in a Poker game.
- You don't recall what the first thing to go was.
- You're proof that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
- No, your not set in your ways. There are no other ways.
- They don't make slide rules like they used to.
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